Geo. W. Bush announced today that he will ride out the last two months of his presidency with a long series of photo-ops taken with all the people he has f**ked over throughout his 8 years as leader of the free world. The planet's six billion residents will be systematically corralled into groups surrounding Mr. Bush, then photographed. Mr. Bush began this long process today with his first photo-op involving major world leaders under the pretense that they actually had a f**king clue as to how to solve the worldwide economic crisis. After this photo was taken, the world leaders met for 10 minutes in which they started out by all shrugging their shoulders when asked what should be done about this crisis. This process took all of 30 seconds. The remainder of this 10 minute session was filled with a unanimous vote by the leaders that Mr. Bush was the sole cause of this crisis and that he should be tried for crimes against humanity on January 21st, the day after President-Elect Barack Obama takes over as President of the United States. Curiously, Mr. Bush himself voted in favor of this measure. Although it is reported that Mr. Bush believed that the issue he was voting for was who would be responsible for providing lunch for today's meeting. In the margin of Bush's ballot, after checking 'MR. BUSH IS RESPONSIBLE' he reportedly wrote, " As host of today's meeting, I shall take it upon myself to provide lunch today." He then shouted after the result of the vote was announced, "I know a great little BBQ place around the corner!"
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